CLASSY

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

(via theentirecatpopulationismyfriend)

tupacabra:

new pickup line: i hate a lot of people but i don’t hate you

(via sseggy)